the power to vote

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The power to state the obvious at will.

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

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The power to know that Han Solo dies

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The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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The power to make dad jokes.

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The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

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The Power to lose a fight before it begins

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The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

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The ability to discharge a battery - JW

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the power to taste your own spit

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The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

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The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!