The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

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The ability to part...hair.

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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the power to do one push-up

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the power to be wrong

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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The power to only make burnt toast

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the power to commit crime.

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!