the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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the power to go on this website

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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

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The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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The power to become yourself

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The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

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The power to become a destructive green beast that demolishes cities, which you have absolutely no control over whenever you get angry or scared.

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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The power to see through a hole

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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The power to have a pointless power.

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!