The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

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The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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The power to fart really smelly :P

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The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

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the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

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The power to read View Terms of Services

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The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!