power to fly...backwards.

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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ikawlhan forever

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The power to be dead

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the power to die if you think

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The power to smell poo...

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The power to be powerless

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

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The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

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The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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Nipple Radar.

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the power to read captchas

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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The power to have no powers

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The power to be stupid

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The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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The power to die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!