The power to exist

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

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the power to jerk off

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

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The power to have a power

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

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The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

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The power to know that Han Solo dies

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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The power to shit in your eye

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The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

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The power to shit for 5 days

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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The power to see John Cena.

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The power to read View Terms of Services

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!