The power to become a carrot.

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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The ability to drop everything you hold

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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the power to read something without looking at it

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The power to die when touching any form of light

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Acid pee

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the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

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The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

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The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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the power to get really mad.

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The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!