The power to poo.

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The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

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the power to have an idea..

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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the power to dislike this power

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The power to watch tv

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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the power to sh*t brix at will!

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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the ability to lick your own anus

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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The power to explode on the moon

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!