The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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Immunity to medication

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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the power to seduce hats

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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the power to be in AA.

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The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The power to smell like poop once every hour.

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The ability to hear fish.

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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levi Hahne is gay

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The power to poop but only in bushes.

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!