power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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The power to write complete sentenc

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

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The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

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the power to see the present.

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The power to repel women.

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The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

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the power of words

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The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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The power to fart upon command.

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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the power to fly for a second

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The power to sleep while you're awake.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!