The power to become inverted background color.

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The power to become yourself

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

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The ability to clean

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The power of not knowing

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The power to imagine a new colour

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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the power to not finish your

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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The power to start time only when it's on.

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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the power to fly for a second

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!