- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

The power to yawn with your mouth closed

The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

the power to be wrong

The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

The power to fly but only when your in space.

The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

A good Kisser

The power to watch tv

The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

Pointless Super Powers