the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

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The power to fall up.

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The ability to turn wine into water...

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The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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The power to commit suicide.

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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The superpower to poo at will.

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!