The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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The power to read View Terms of Services

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The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

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the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

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the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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The power of playing a game while doing nothing else

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

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The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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the power of superspeed but only backwards

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!