The power to change the color of your saliva.

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The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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The ability to have every possible thought as fast as the Flash is capable of moving and faster and know how every scenario can, will, and most likely will play out, yet you cannot say anything about them and they cannot be put to use. As well as no one can read your mind or anything similar to obtain said knowledge.

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to be distracted with grea

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The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!