The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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The power to suck your own dick

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The power to poke

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The power to see through windows

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The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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the super power to remove your super power

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The power to read your own mind!

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The power to not be able to get powers

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The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!