The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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The power to f*ck yourself

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To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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the power to taste your own spit

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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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The power to communicate with dandelions.

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

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The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!