The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

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The ability to smell shit from miles away.

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The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

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The power to fly, but only when on the ground

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The Power to Die instantly.

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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the power to eat with your butt

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

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The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon

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every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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Nihat Do?an

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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The power to be 1% bullet proof.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!