The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

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The power to have a power

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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the power to get really mad.

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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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The superpower to poo at will.

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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The ability to drop everything you hold

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The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

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The power to fart really smelly :P

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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The power to see John Cena.

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The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

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the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!