the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

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The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

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The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

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The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

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Lactokinesis

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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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The power to become yourself

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The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

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The power to know that Han Solo dies

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The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

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The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!