X-ray vision that only works on windows

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Acid pee

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the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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the power to seduce hats

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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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The power to have a power

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the power to get really mad.

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!