Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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Tits for a guy.

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to predict the present

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The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

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Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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The power to have a power

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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

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make youself dumb

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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The power to poop but only in bushes.

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The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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the ability to have children fully grown

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The ability to clean

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!