The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

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the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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The power to dance really well

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The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

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The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

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The power to have wood when you wake up.

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The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!