the power to die at will

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The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

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The power to waste time reading this.

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The ability to smell colors

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the ability to kill yourself... twice

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The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

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The power to see into the present

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A follow up to the next comment bellow... (the irony) is that you also get the powers to type YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! And other quotes at random points... I got these powers... you do not believe me? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: GUANTANAMO BAY CUBA! Just making conversation... (throws random small dog in the trash container) last part was just me its not like you get the power to do what he does in movies :P

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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Meatvision.

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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the power to go on this website

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The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to to think less

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the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

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The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

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The power to wake up and live through school....

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The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

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The power to see through windows

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!