the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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The power to wet yourself at will.

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to poop a penny every year

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The power to fall up.

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The power to mind control inanimate objects.

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

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the power tho vomit your poop.

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The power to turn gold into lead.

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The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power of 3 seond super strength,

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

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You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

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The power to see into the future of the past

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The power to be called justin bieber

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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The power of playing a game while doing nothing else

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Lactokinesis

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!