The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

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The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

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Delayed Reaction Man

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the power to tolerate alex simpson

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

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The power to never get drunk

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The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

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The power to make cats burp.

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

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the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!