- Pointless Super Powers

the power to die if you think

The power to smell poo...

The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

The power to be distracted with grea

The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

the power to read captchas

The power to feel pain when ever you want

The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

The power to have no powers

The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

The power to be stupid

The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

The power to die.

The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

The power to destroy any electronic device seconds after touching itoesajfaokpnhgåpesajfjåaeafjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!