the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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The power to fly but only in an airplane.

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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The power to fall up.

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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!