The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

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The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

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The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

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the power to shit with your mouth

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

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The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

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The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

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The power to exhale clouds.

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the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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The power to turn on the TV with the remote

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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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the power to do sit on your couch all day

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The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!