The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

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The power to breath underwater only when on land.

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The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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The power to read View Terms of Services

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the power to get in the van

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!