the power to be in AA.

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Third armpit.

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The power to bleed

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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The power to sweat acid.

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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the power to fart mace

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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The power to see through pastry..

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!