The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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The power to die when touching any form of light

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the power of superspeed but only backwards

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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Super-slowness

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The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

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the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

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The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

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The power to poop and pee at the same time

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The power to breath at will.

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the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

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The power to eat anything that is from a plant

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The Power to forget you ever had a power.

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The power to kick ass when your names aoife.

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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The power to science.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!