The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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The power to only be drunk while driving.

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

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The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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The power to get hurt every other hour

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The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

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The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

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To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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The power to smell farts nearby

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The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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The power to know that Han Solo dies

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!