The power to turn on the TV with the remote

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The power to science.

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the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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The power to poo in the toilet

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to see through windows

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The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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The power to see when people fart.

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The power to make dad jokes.

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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The power to see through air

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The power to grow your toenails, but only one at a time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!