the power to move something right next to you

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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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The power to be more human than most people.

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The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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The ability to part...hair.

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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the power to do one push-up

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The ability to not talk.

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the power to be wrong

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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The power to only make burnt toast

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the power to commit crime.

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The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!