The power to be more human than most people.

The ability to control water but only when it is raining

The power of reading your own mind.

The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

The power to get your comment 1st

to have a face with the power to attract fists

The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

The power to control any type of urine or feces

The power to write a country song

The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

The ability to smell shit from miles away.

The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

The power to fly, but only when on the ground

The Power to Die instantly.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!