Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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The power to have a power

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The power to be more human than most people.

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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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The ability to turn wine into water...

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The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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The power to become yourself

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

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the ability to digest any food easily

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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the power to shit bricks

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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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Tits for a guy.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!