The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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The ability to drop everything you hold

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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The power to read your own mind!

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the power to shit bricks

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

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The power to repel women.

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

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Immunity to medication

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!