The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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the power to not have a power

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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The power to become inverted background color.

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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The power to remove the power within.

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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the super power to remove your super power

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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the power to seduce hats

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The power to read your own mind.

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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

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The power to see at night but only black objects.

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!