The ability to only fart in public

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The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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The power to not be able to get powers

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The power to think outside the bun.

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to die

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The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

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the power to have an idea..

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The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!