the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

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The power to open doors that are already open

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The power to see into the present

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Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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Meatvision.

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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the power to go on this website

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The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to to think less

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The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

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the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

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The power to wake up and live through school....

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!