The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

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The power to speak brail.

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The power to to think less

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The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

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The power to wake up and live through school....

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The power to not see ads

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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

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The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

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The power to be dead

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to wet yourself at will.

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to poop a penny every year

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The power to waste time reading this.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!