the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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the power to move something right next to you

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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

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The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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the power to do one push-up

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

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The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!