The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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the power to get really mad.

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

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[insert pointless super powers here]

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the power to be in AA.

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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The power to only drink liquids

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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Lactokinesis

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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The power to sweat acid.

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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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the power to fart mace

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!