The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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the power to spell words wrong

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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the power to read something without looking at it

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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The power to read your own mind.

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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

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to make asians smart

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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The ability to create pointless super powers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!