The power to become a carrot.

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

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The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

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the power to kill yourself at will

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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

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The power to bleed

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The power to turn any edible object brown.

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!