Asexual reproduction.

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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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The power to poop but only in bushes.

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The superpower to poo at will.

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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the power to see the present.

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The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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Acid pee

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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The power to walk on very very shallow water (

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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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the power to dislike this power

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The power to catch em all

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!