The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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the power to fart every time you blink

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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The power to shrink, but only for roller coaster rides

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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The power to throw away and break your wine/blood glass away before yelling HAVE AT THY! At the comment below (below this one duh, you see the other brown box? Yeah that one genius) Moral: Yeah yeah, you dont get it, but its awesome because its a MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!

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The power of bullet atraction

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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the power to have an idea..

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!