The power to get hurt every other hour

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

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The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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The power to smell farts nearby

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The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

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The power to know that Han Solo dies

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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the power to finish an all you can eat

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The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!