The power to melt ice into hot ice

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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The power to dance really well

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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Lactokinesis

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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the power to see through glass

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!