The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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The power to smell poop

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The power of gentle breeze

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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the power to do sit on your couch all day

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The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

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The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

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The power to thumb up your own comments.

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The power to die

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!