The power to speak in cursive

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

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the power to see the present.

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The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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Find Waldo

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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The power to poop out your penis.

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The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

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The power to not Waste time

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The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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The power to go through open windows

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The power to suck your own dick

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!