the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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the power to write comic books

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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The power to sweat acid.

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to imagine a new colour

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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The power to like any show

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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The power life like a hermit.

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Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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The power to turn wine into water

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!