the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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The power to jump face first

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to become a carrot.

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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The power to smell poop

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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The power of gentle breeze

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the power to dislike this power

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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The power to kill yourself

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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the power to do sit on your couch all day

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The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

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The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

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The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!