The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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Find Waldo

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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The power to turn any edible object brown.

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The Power to Read really Small Words

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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The power to shit dirt!

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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!