The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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The power to jump face first

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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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Ability to shit nuclear waste

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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The power to be a dick.

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the power to dislike this power

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The power to kill yourself

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Tits for a guy.

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!