The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

to be able to lift any weight of feathers

The super pow.er to die at will

The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

The power to be -100% faster...

the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

the power to do blink every 20 years

for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

the power to see through bananas

the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

how bout the power to shit bricks....

The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

The power to be more human than most people.

The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

The power to sweat acid.

the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

The power to fly upwards but not downwards

The power to summon unspendable money

the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!