The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

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The power to see air

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Power to always have exact change.

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

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The power to throw away and break your wine/blood glass away before yelling HAVE AT THY! At the comment below (below this one duh, you see the other brown box? Yeah that one genius) Moral: Yeah yeah, you dont get it, but its awesome because its a MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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the power to seduce hats

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

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The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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the power to float one atom above the ground

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The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!