The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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The ability to hear fish.

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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The power to become a carrot.

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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Ability to shit nuclear waste

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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The power to catch em all

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!