the ability to lick your own anus

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

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The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

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The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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The ability to turn wine into water...

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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The power to commit suicide.

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The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

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The power to become yourself

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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The power to fail every time you try to do something

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The power to cry acid tears

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!